ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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