i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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