I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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