We should be called the Road Head Warriors
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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