I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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