1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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