ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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