whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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