I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
