You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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