i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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