It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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