the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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