fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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