The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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