bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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