I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
