what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Randomize
