Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
