So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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