thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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