Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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