...so i touched it.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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