Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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