Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
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