I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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