What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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