Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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