I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I need to sanitize my soul.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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