Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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