He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Randomize
