if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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