4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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