My hair reeks of homosexuality.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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