Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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