All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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