Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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