I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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