dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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