The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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