...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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