Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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