those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
