In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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