Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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