I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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