i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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