Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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