Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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