whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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