so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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