when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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